Picture time!

Well I seem to have misplaced my iPhone somewhere at school. I was running to class (yes, my boobs were bouncing) and when I got there I noticed the front pocket was open and my iPhone was no longer there. 3 hours later after class I checked my car and no phone to be found so its official. It’s gone.. again. It’s moments like these where I find myself very bored and dependent upon technology. I don’t care so much about the phone itself as I do about my contacts. I have all the info backed up on my computer but I worry someone will come up on it and start calling all my girls like London, Dani, Taylor Vixen… you know all the pornstars. But on the other hand I’m very sneakily excited at the fact that someone will get a gaggilion slutty photos. I hope that person is having a crappy, mediocre day à la 4o Year Old Virgin with dude who plays Michael Scott. Maybe he (or she… mmmmm) will even go home with my phone, light candles, and make love to himself to my photos cuz God knows they are awesome lol. I unfortunately cannot stiffen you today with any new photos as those were not backed up. However, I will post a few oldies but hopefully still goodies ya? I’m in an odd mood. I’m strangely unbothered by this. Usually, I would freak the fuck out. Like “oh my god my phone how will i ever survive?!?!” lol, you know we girls of a certain age nowadays loooooove our phones because each time they jingle or vibrate we are reminded someone either likes us, hates us, wants to fuck us, wants to book us, or is just saying hi. In short, we are reminded we exist. Ahhh the philosophy of the cellular phone. And yet, I feel absolutely ok. It’s nice to accept life the way it is. It’s nice to have to control every damn thing in life. To just let go and say “fuck it, this too shall pass”.

Now moving on to what you came to my blog for…. SEX. I had soooo much sex last month. I shot soo much shit for my website. I shot some good interracial scenes with Prince and Ken. I shot a gloryhole scene with a mystery cock which was my personal fave cuz it was sticky in more ways than one and it was odd. Yum. I shot with Dani Daniels, I shot FOR Dani Daniels. I fucked Jessie Rogers (sooooooooooo fine) I was named Penthouse Pet of December 2011, I am nominated for Best Actress by AVN, Spanish Maxim Magazine named me #40 in their Most Beautiful Women of 2011, I placed #88 (my birth year!) in 100 Prettiest Faces of 2011 (only pornstar to rank and I beat Mila Kunis just had to throw that in there), I will be directing 6 scenes for Penthouse Studios this month. I have chosen my theme, it is the theme that exists deep within all of the fantasies within my mind. It will be a beautiful and stressful event to try to capture what makes me nut and put it into reality, whatever the fuck that is. So in case anyone was wondering… I am doing great. I have made new friends lately that blow my mind away and help me perceive life the way it ought be perceived. I feel fantabulous.

I rang in the New Year with the homies by going Cosmic Bowling. I came in last place out of 9 with a whopping 54 points. *rocky theme song* and then I fucked a boy in my car in a parking lot at midnight. The past 3 years I rang it in with a threesome. Once in a limo and then in a jacuzzi, and then in a bed. Unfortunately I don’t remember much of the last 3 as I was fucking wasted. I remember this one though. It was fucking awesome.

I finished my Fall semester. I did well. I just started my winter semester. Only taking one class which is a prerequisite cuz I suck in english since French was my first language. Et j’en suis fiére.

Well I should really get to the ATT store right about now I guess before some random joe calls London and Asa and Charley pretending to be a girl. That could be bad. Sorry in advance girls! Lol.

À bientôt mes amours

Tootles my loves

<3 Nat